Jett Takes on the Man

In this excerpt Jett and her dad have dinner together as she tells him about how she and her friends challenged a guest speaker at her class that came to speak making some surprisingly racist claims about the the Civil War and Revisionist History.  The night before, she and her friends got together and printed out all of their research about the Civil War, the Constitution and segregation so they could refute what they heard the speaker was going to talk about.  Jett tells her dad how it went in class and they have a heart to heart about the importance, and the risks,  of challenging the status quo and standing up to injustice.  It’s an important moment that will affect how Jett views the challenges she will face in the future.


They got to the front of the line, picked up their food, and went to a table and sat down. Jett ordered a salad and a cup of yogurt and some fruit on the side. Her dad ordered a pastrami sandwich with Thousand Island dressing and cole slaw.
When they got to the table, he looked at her and asked, “So, how did that thing in school go today?”
“Oh my gosh dad, it was weird. This guy came in. An attorney. Said he knows you. He knew I was your daughter. I don’t think he likes you, or me either by the way, I’ll explain later. Anyway, he did this whole thing on slavery, and the reasons for the Civil War and then segregation that was supposed to make the South look like the good guys and the North the bad guys. It was so racist it made me want to vomit. He had this thing where he was saying that slaves actually had it good. He called slavery ‘alternatively compensated labor’ or something really stupid like that. He tried to make the case that segregation and slavery would somehow work for everyone if it was done right and done fairly. It was awful. He made no sense, yet I know lots of people really believe what he says. He knew we had a rebuttal because he saw our powerpoint that we handed out before class, so he was ready. Said we could go ahead and state our case so he can tell us how we’re wrong.
Then, it was awesome. We started presenting our research and talked about all the stuff we talked about last night when we were working on it. We matched him point for point, refuting everything with documented research. He was speechless. Then he got frustrated and started insulting us. That’s when he said he knew you from court. He said that I was just like you because, as he said, I ‘don’t know when to keep my mouth shut,’”
“I see that as a compliment,” her dad said.
“I know!! That’s exactly what I said, that my dad would take that as a compliment. Anyway, he then tried to convince us that black people are inferior intellectually and superior in terms of athletics and entertainment, so that’s what black people should do. He said Asians were good at math so they should be engineers and such but white men are smarter so they should be leaders and white women, like all women, he said, are really just good nurturers. It was so racist and misogynistic. We had a discussion about that and he said diversity doesn’t work and it was bad for me because I don’t really belong anywhere because I’m biracial. He tried to use bullying in school to make his point, saying that there was never a bullying problem before I came along and the bullying is just a symptom of what is wrong with diversity. Then the WHOLE CLASS turned against him and started talking about how there’s always been bullying and it’s just a small group of guys that bully literally everyone else, not just me. I said it’s because they are racist jerks, not because of any societal thing. Then the whole class took my side and talked about how I belong with them because I’m their friend and we hang out together. Melinda, who had been with me making points all along even googled a book he cited and found the statistical shortcomings of the book and refuted his use of that book as proof of what he was saying. Then he just got mad and started griping at all of us, especially me. He said it was all my fault that everyone has these ‘liberal’ ideas now. That’s when our teacher stepped in and told him that we’ve been nothing respectful to him while he has very rude to us and told him to leave the classroom. So he said that he was going to meet with the Superintendent about this. Then he left. It was crazy.”
“Okay. Well, we have a meeting with the Superintendent at 3:00pm Monday. You, me, that guy, Mr Hitchens, and Melinda and her parents, along with that Greg kid that was over and his parents too.”
Jett looked defeated all of a sudden, “oh,” she simply said, “ I guess we’re in trouble now?”
“Don’t worry about it kid. You did good. I’m proud of you. Every act of civil disobedience, no matter how well intentioned and how dignified in its execution, has a consequence. Blowback, it’s called. We’ll manage it. Ashley already spoke to Melinda’s mom. She understands, and she feels you kids did the right thing too. We can invite Diana, if necessary. She’s chomping at the bit to get involved. Especially since she has generally destroyed that attorney in court many times. That’s why he hates me. He has tried to break me down on the stand more than once and it just backfires on him each time. Now you broke him down in the classroom. I guess he just feels our family is out to get him or something.”
“It would help if he wasn’t such a racist,” Jett said.
“Yea. It would. But people are what they are. He probably doesn’t think he is a racist. He longs for a status quo that’s been disappearing for decades. Now his generation is trying one last time to make a huge, coordinated push to bring it back; and they are having some success because they’ve focused on the areas where they’ll get the least resistance. Creating that school district/zone, having this guy going to those classes. But then he runs into you, the daughter of someone he sees as a nemesis, and you unite at least one class and they call him out, publicly. He’s not mad at you. He’s mad at what you represent. You represent a future that he fears. A future in which he doesn’t get to dictate what people say and think; a future in which people know he’s wrong. And he knows he’s wrong, but wrong is all he’s ever known how to be, so he can’t change.
“Jett, you’re gonna find that people fear two things: Change and not fitting in. You are change. And they fear you because you won’t conform to fit in. And you shouldn’t. You should be yourself and keep doing what you’re doing. Because that’s way people will accept change. Your friends see it. It’s always the kids that see it first, because they have fresh eyes, that aren’t clouded by the stupidity of bigotry and fear. They’re changing. Even Principle Preston is changing. Your teachers have always seen it. But a lot of people will cling to a status quo even if they don’t like it. And they will conform to something they don’t like if it seems like everyone else is doing it. These guys are using that to change the world back to a status quo they were comfortable with; where they had the privilege and all the advantages, and everyone just quietly accepted it. You are what’s standing in the way of that. Sure, you’re just a kid. A girl in school. But you represent something greater. You’re proof that the bad guys are wrong, and they always have been. You force them to confront that. Just by being yourself. I didn’t plan for that. I’d rather you not have to deal with that, but I’m not going to let you deny it or succumb to it either. You are in the situation you are in and I’m proud of how you’re handling it.”
Jett smiled and a tear ran down her cheek and then put her head down. She picked at her salad and looked up at her dad again. “Thanks dad. But how do I do it?”
“Just keep being yourself. That’s all you have to do. It’s all you’ve ever had to do. You’re smart, you’re strong and you have a good heart. That’s what’s always guided you. Just listen to yourself. And if you get stuck and don’t know what to do, we’re always here for you. Me, Ashley, Diana. We want to make the world a better place too. We’ve seen how bad it can be, but with you, we see how good it can be too. In that way you’ve kind of rescued us from being jaded and cynical about everything.”
Jett teared up again. “I didn’t think I was that important. I’m just a girl,” she said.

“You’re more important to us than you’ll ever truly understand. We’re family and you’re the kid. Everything I do, I think about you and your future and what it means. Ashley too.”
“Ok. You’re being all sentimental. Ashley said you used to be a tough guy. What happened?”
“You kid. You happened,” he said, smiling at his daughter, “and Monday we’re going to walk in there with our heads up and we’re going to stand our ground. We’re going to be polite and respectful but we’re going to be clear that we don’t get pushed around by some two-bit retired attorney who passed his prime decades ago and is now reduced to peddling half rate bogus propaganda to a bunch of high school kids. Ok?”

“OK. Thanks dad. I’m worried about this meeting though.”
“I understand. But try not to worry. We’ll get through it together. We always do.”

Jett: The Art Gallery

Another excerpt from the story of Jett.  This one is more sentimental and I actually wrote it for Father’s Day. )

The exhibit was crowded when they walked in. Ashley had helped Jett pick out an appropriate outfit. She was wearing gray slacks and a black blouse with flat dress shoes. Her dad was wearing a pair of black slacks, with a red dress shirt and a matching black blazer. It didn’t take long for Ashley to find them. She had arrived shortly before they did. She was wearing a black skirt, white blouse and black jacket.

“Hey Little Chica,” she said and gave Jett a hug, “I got finished early and came straight out.” To Jett’s dad she said, “I can see why you chose this exhibit. Good call.”
Jett, her dad and Ashley walked around the exhibit and looked at some of the pieces. The theme of the exhibit was “Strong Black Women: Mothers, Leaders and Warriors.” The artist was a young African American artist and each piece depicted black women in various stages of life and in various situations. Some were simply portraits that portrayed strength of character and beauty. Jett’s eyes widened as she took them all in. She said nothing until she saw the one of a woman with a young girl on a busy sidewalk.

“That one reminds me of me and Mama, back in Baltimore. When we were homeless.” Ashley worried that it may trigger some difficult feelings in the girl and shot her dad a look. He waved her off and asked Jett, “Your mom took good care of you, didn’t she?”
“Yea, Mama did. It was hard though. She cried a lot.”
“She was a strong black woman, your mom.”
Jett nodded and looked at a few other paintings. Ashley took the girls hand and said, “Do you want something to drink? A soda or something? Or a snack? I’m about to get a glass of wine. Would you join me?”

“Okay,” Jett said, and went with Ashley to the refreshment room. Her dad, meanwhile, went looking for one particular painting he had seen in a picture advertising this exhibit. He hoped he wasn’t too late. By the time he found it, he also ran into the director of the gallery, who was an old friend of his.

“Whoa! Who is this guy?” he said excitedly, “It’s been years brother. Where’ve you been?”
“Hey!” Jett’s dad said, “Good to see you. I’ve been running the business, working late nights, solving cases and all; and raising a daughter.”
“You have a daughter?? No way! Didn’t see that coming,” he said.
“That’s her over there.”
“With the attractive Latina women?  That your girlfriend by the way?”
“Nah. Business partner and friend. And she’s good with my daughter.”
“That’s your daughter with her? You did good.”
“I got lucky to have a good kid. She does well. Speaking of, I need to talk to you about this painting. Who is the artist?”

With this he and his friend went off to an office and talked quietly a moment. The artist joined them and they talked momentarily as well. While they were talking, one of the volunteers placed a red sticker under the painting they were talking about, indicating that someone bought the painting.

When Jett and Ashley returned, Jett handed her dad a cup of coffee and they resumed looking at the paintings. The director of the gallery approached them and introduced himself.
“I hear you’re the daughter of this crazy guy here. It’s nice to meet you, Jett. I’m the director here. And you Ms Garcia.”
Jett and Ashley shook hands with the gray haired man. “You know my dad?” Jett said.
“Oh do I. We go way back. We used to run around downtown together in the same crowd when we were young. Your dad was quite the guitar player, you know. He used to sit right back there in that corner with his guitar, his amp and all of his gadgets and play some amazing guitar pieces during exhibits like this one. He was the man.”
“Cool,” Jett said, “he still plays. He taught me some guitar.”
“Well, he’s the guy to learn from. Haven’t seen him around in forever. Good to see him and really great to meet you Jett.”

As they walked Jett’s eyes widened and she walked quickly across the room to a particular painting. It was the same painting her dad was looking for earlier.
“What do you think of that painting Jett?” her dad asked. Jett just stared at it. In the painting, a young girl, about Jett’s age, was holding a book in her hand. Around her were several books surrounding her, some open, some closed, and musical instruments, a microscope, and other items indicating the arts, science, literature, etc. The girl was looking to the upper left though, day dreaming. In the upper left was an older woman dressed as an Amazon warrior. She looked confident and strong, her eyes were bright and she had a fierce look on her face. She stared off into the horizon as well.

“It’s awesome. I want to be her so bad.” Jett said.
Her dad’s friend, the director, touched his arm and said, “I’ll be right back,” and smiled as he walked off.
The painting was called “The Fierce Warrior.” Ashley put her arm around Jett’s shoulders and said, “She’s beautiful like you.”
“More like you. You’re a fierce warrior,” Jett said.
“I wish Little Chica. But thank you,” Ashley said.

“Jett,” her dad said, “I brought you here today because I wanted you to see these paintings of strong black women. It’s because you are growing into an amazing young lady and one day you are going to grow up and be a strong black woman yourself. I want you to see this so you can know how amazing you are, not just through my eyes, but through your own as well. You’ve had to deal with so much adversity that I thought this would inspire you. When I saw this painting, I saw you. You’re the girl in this picture and you are going to grow into the woman in the picture. You’re going to be a Fierce Warrior one day. You’re going to be a strong, beautiful and intelligent woman just like the women in these paintings. You’re going to accomplish so much that you don’t know yet. It seems the world has so many ways to push people down that I want you to always be reminded of who you really are and who you are going to grow into.”

Jett’s lip quivered as her dad spoke and she started crying. She reached over and hugged her dad as he spoke. When he finished she said, “hormones,” and laughed through the tears. “Thanks dad. I love you,” She said next.

Ashley Garcia – A Jett Story

This is another story from the “Jett universe.”  It’s a  short story from the perspective of the character of “Ashley Garcia,” who plays a huge roll in Jett’s life.


Ashley Garcia – A Jett Story

It was a typical day at the office. It was summer, and it was hot. My partner was in the field and his teenage daughter, Jett, who worked at the office when she was out of school, was at the front desk. I was in my office reviewing camera footage from a case on my laptop.

      I heard the phone ring, followed by Jett’s voice saying, “Investigative Associates, how may I help you? Yes Sir. Yes Sir. He is not in the office, but I can take a mess. . .okay, I can transfer you to his voice mail. Yes sir. Yes, it’s confidential. Thank you, sir, please hold.” Then I heard the sound of her pressing buttons on the phone, hard, and then “Gawwwwd. . People. . .So pushy.”

“Were they being rude, Little Chica?” I asked. Chica means “girl” in Spanish, and since she first came here, at ten years old, that’s been her nickname for me. My mom called me “Little Chica” when I was a girl too. Jett and I share a biracial heritage but ours are different from each other’s. My mother is from Puerta Rico, my father is Dominican. Jett’s mother is African American, and her father is a white guy. Her father is also my business partner, mentor, and friend. Jett is 15 years old, and had a particular rough end to her school year. Jett is a shy, sensitive girl who tends to get bullied by some of the older boys in her school. Jett also knows how to fight and kicks some serious ass, but for some reason the boys just keep up the bullying, while she keeps kicking their asses. I swear she could be my daughter if she weren’t.  This year, though, the boys that bully her went too far and she is still recovering, at least mentally.

“Yes,” she said emphatically, “They were all worked up about something. Kept asking if I really worked here over and over and asking for dad. They need to chill.”

“You want to do some field work with me tonight?” I asked, “After your karate class? Or workout, whichever one you do tonight?”

“Yes!” Jett said, “What do I need to do?”

“Come with me to a coffee shop, pretend to be my daughter, and be a typical teenager taking selfies, so I can get pics of someone who may be up to trouble. Just to make it fun I’ll fuss at you for taking selfies the whole time and you can pretend to have attitude.”

“Easy. Yes. What time?”

“We need to be there at 9:00pm.”

I was working a divorce case. The wife knows her husband is cheating, and she wants some leverage in case they can’t come to a settlement with the divorce; as he is trying to leave her with nothing. He and the other lady meet at a particular coffee shop on a regular basis, often with other friends, never with the wife. We’re hoping for an opportunity to get some pics that indicate something is going on. Sleazy, sure, but it’s work, and we got bills to pay.

Jett enjoys working in the field and it gives her a chance to pretend to be a normal teenager, which she is not.  I had reservations about letting work at such a young age, but her dad said she needs to learn about the world sooner or later. But it’s a job. Jett’s dad, my partner, pays her cash for helping out and she gets to learn the family business.

“No problem. I have karate until 7:00pm. If you can pick me up and bring me back I can run up and get a shower real quick.”

“No problem Little Chica. We’ll make it happen. We’ll kill two birds with one stone and drop off some missing persons flyers with the manager before we leave.” We’re also currently contracting, through the lawyer who keeps us on retainer, with the local police on missing person cases; mainly kids that have run away or are missing. It’s been an increasing problem here locally as well as across the state. Often times we are able to go places where the police don’t have jurisdiction to get information to help them put their cases together. We had a harrowing one a few months ago when we busted a prostitution/trafficking racket run out of a bar north of here, outside of city limits. My partner managed to get to the missing girl, as well as another young lady looking to escape, who were essentially being kept prisoner via drug addiction, get them out of the bar by creating a series of distractions (something he’s really good at in a loud, chaotic and clumsy way), so I could receive them off the fire escape behind the building and drive them back to town where we met the local police, who had an open case on her. I got to admit, it was harrowing and scary and I loved every second of it.

I heard the sound of the door open. I got up and went out of the office as Jett looked up at the visitor and said, “May I help you?”

“Yea. Tell Garcia that Frankie is here and needs to talk to her.”

“Ok. Ashley!! Mr Frankie wants to talk to you. Are you here?” Jett yelled, and then, to Frankie, “Where did you park today? Not in the handicapped spot again I hope.” She laughed as she said this. I arranged to have his car towed last time he came here and parked in the handicapped spot in front of the building.

“Subtle Jett, yes, I’m here. I’m right behind you.”

“Hey Kid, Jett, right? I heard you’ve been collecting a few trophies at some kind of kung fu contests or something. That’s righteous. Congratulations.”

“It’s karate tournaments and thanks. I’m going for my black belt this summer.”

“I bet your old man is proud. I would be too. Good job kid. And no, I didn’t park in the handicapped spot again. I’m sure Garcia in there already checked the cameras and would have called the police if I had. Fool me once.”

Jett rolled her eyes at the man. He was a jerk, a douche-bag, an asshole. He knew it and everyone else knew it too. He was also a fellow private eye who tended to work for all the wrong people. Lately, though, he’d been spending more time chasing bounties and doing security work for the local elite.

“Stalking the kid Frankie? Classy. How would you know about her karate tournaments?”

“I thought they were kung fu or some shit like that. Whatever, I’ll explain in your office.”

“Well, you got no more than 30 minutes, and you will be billed for this time. Do you agree with that?”

“Sure, my boss will pick up the tab. I miss the days we’d meet your partner in the bar and work out deals over cheap scotch and cigarettes.”

“What are you here for Frankie?”

“Okay Garcia. Business. Got it. Time is money.”

“What are you here for Frankie?”

“I’m here to broker a deal for my client. Consider me a mediator.”

“Here we go,” I said and rolled my eyes at Frankie, “this again.”

“Yea. This. Last time I blindsided you. This time I’m gonna give you an opportunity to know all the variables. See, you’ve been following my client around all over town, collecting evidence of perceived improprieties so his soon to be ex wife can take him to the cleaners. Now, my client is a pillar of the community; a real stand up guy. Respected religious man. If these pictures make it to court then his reputation may suffer; and that’s on you.”

“Maybe he oughta stop cheating on his wife, Frankie,” I said.

“Perceived improprieties, like I said earlier. But that’s not the point. I’m appealing to your sense of empathy. I’m sure you’re more sympathetic to the wife in this case. I know you women like to stick together. But I’m here to broker a deal.”

“You know we don’t make deals regarding active cases. That would be unethical.”

“But not illegal. I’m here to offer you a lot of money, at least triple what you’re already being paid, to work for my client instead. And all he’s asking you to do is nothing. He doesn’t want his wife investigated. He’s got that covered. He just wants to put you on retainer, so you can recuse yourself from this case with his wife. Triple is the starting point, by the way.”

The husband in question is a local pastor who heads up a huge mega church and preaches on the sins of fornication, adultery, homosexuality; all of which we think he practices on a regular basis. At least the first two.

“Alright Frankie. You knew the answer before you even walked in the door. So, we’re good here. Have a day.” I got up to escort Frankie out the door, but he just sat there and smiled.

“What, there’s more? You can’t possibly think you can get anywhere with this.”

“That brings us to the other side of the deal. See, my client commissioned me to do some research on you guys too. Of course, there isn’t much about you guys we don’t already know, but the kid… That’s a different story.”

This got my hackles up. Dragging Jett into this was going too far. “Frankie,” I started to say, sternly, “If yo..”

“Save it Garcia.  See, I found out that the kid has people South of here. Her mom got herself into some trouble with the Family while she was here, went to your esteemed partner, in a bar, for help, and he swindled the Family out of some money to send the woman out of town. Ten years later, this kid shows up. Cute kid, she looks like her mom, but has your partner’s blue eyes. Her dad is the same guy who got her mom out of town. Now, here we are, five years later, and I find out, while doing some research for my client, that she has her mother’s people that don’t know a thing about her that live just south of here.”

“Frankie,” I said angrily, but he cut me off again. The Family, he referred to, was a local crime syndicate that ran downtown. They ran legal strip clubs and peep shows, but behind the scenes they ran gambling, prostitution and other assorted prohibited ventures. These days, the current generation still runs downtown, but makes more money on legal endeavors than they ever did in crime.  Real estate was making millions, as well as contracting out labor and construction. Seems like half this town is tearing itself down while the half is perpetually rebuilding and spreading. They got in early with real estate, construction and labor and made a fortune without the headache of avoiding jail.

“How do you think they would feel if they found out that the daughter of their deceased sister, daughter, whatever, has been living here for the last five years without them knowing it? I bet they would love to come up here and meet her, spend some time with her. For some reason, they don’t seem to even know she exists. Why is that? Wait. . don’t answer. I know why. It’s because of their lifestyle. Drugs, gambling, drama. The kid’s mom did good to get out of that lifestyle and kept her daughter from them, right? So her dad continues to honor her wish to protect her only child from the very thing that put her mom on the wrong path. She probably told him that they messed up her life and she doesn’t want them messing up their kid’s life. So, he keeps this big secret from them.”

“If you harm this child for. .”

“No no no no no. . You’re reading too much into this. I wouldn’t do that to the kid. She’s doing good. She’s winning karate tournaments, works in the office. I bet she makes good grades too. Nah. I’m not a monster, in spite of what you think. I’m an asshole, sure, but not a monster. I was never asked to talk to the family and tell them about the kid and I wouldn’t do that myself.”

I knew there was another shoe about to drop here so I just waited to see what he would say next.

“But, I was asked to do research on you guys and, if things go bad for my client, I imagine that he’ll want to see my research. Once I turn those files over to him, I can’t control what happens next. And I’m sure you’d agree it would be unethical, using your words, to censor my research and leave out the stuff about the kid. It would just be out of my control. So, I’m being a stand-up guy here and warning you, as a professional courtesy, of the hazards apparent in this particular situation.”

“Thanks Frankie,” I said sarcastically, “You’re a real fucking humanitarian here.”

“Pretty face, trashy mouth,” he replied, “You should clean that mouth out doll.”

“Fuck off. Here’s the deal. This started out professional, but you just made it personal by involving my partner’s daughter in your bribery/extortion scheme. Anything happens that causes any harm to her and I will personally kick your ass, and I can’t even imagine what her dad would do. You know we can’t bail on a case and expect to have credibility moving forward. Your client wants to play games though? See, his wife wasn’t going to release those pictures publicly. She only wants to use them as leverage to get a better settlement. If that works, out, then there is no need for anyone to get embarrassed. If he decides he’s not going to give her that settlement, then she can do what she wants with the pictures. That’s out of our control. So, tell your client to keep it in his pants and work out a good deal with his wife and no one has to have any problems. But, I’d hate for these pictures we already have to end up on social media somehow.”

“If those pictures end up on social media and ruin my client, then he would have no choice but to let the cat out of the bag about the kid.”

“You know I’m not going to draw first blood on this. But we have a fail-safe. Don’t make me use it.”

Frankie was talking about incriminating pictures as if they actually exist, I noticed. His mistake, we were still collecting information. He’s a dumbass as much as he’s an asshole.

“So, what do you want to do?” I asked.

“It’s all up to you. I’d drop your client and take the first deal and leave the unpleasantness aside.”

“It must be hard for your client to pretend to be so high and mighty, but to be up to all kinds of sleazy shenanigans in secret. It would be easier for him to actually live the life he pretends to live. And to involve an innocent child in an extortion scheme. That’s shameful. This would make a great news story, you know. How many investigative journalists would love to get their hands on this story?”

“Perceived improprieties,” Frankie said carefully.

“You sure about that?” I asked, doubling down on the bluff.

“My client is just eager to get this behind him, so he can get back to tending his flock.”

“Not sure what his definition of ‘tending the flock’ is though.” I leaned back without breaking eye contact.

Frankie eyed me nervously. I pressed further.
“You can’t win this Frankie. We both have information the other doesn’t want anyone to see. It doesn’t have to be a zero-sum game though. Just tell your guy that if anything happens with the kid, then something happens with our info. Simple as that. Keep the kid out of it, and we get back to business as usual.”

Frankie eyed me further, not saying a word. He was stuck.

“Better yet, tell your client he can make this all go away by simply working out a fair deal with his wife. That’s all she’s asking. She only wants leverage in case she doesn’t get a fair deal, and this goes to litigation. She’s not unreasonable.”

“What if I just turn over what I have to him now and let him decide?”

“We’ll hold you both responsible if any harm comes to the child as a result. Otherwise, he’d be stupid to pull the trigger on this. There is no way he maintains his reputation when it’s all over.”

Frankie stared at me some more and finally said “I fucking hate you guys.”

“I’d feel worse if you liked me.”
“What do I tell my client?”

“Tell him the truth. I’m sure he’s a pragmatic man and will see the utility in not risking his reputation and career. Advise him to work out a fair settlement with his wife.”

“What if she extorts him with the info you collected?”

“That’s not our problem Frankie. He probably should have kept it in his pants in the first place.”

The truth is that we didn’t have anything yet, but apparently his client was worried about what we may have found, and Frankie thinks we found it. The wife has nothing to extort him with. If we’re lucky, we can ride this bluff out to the end as long as no one gets too greedy.

Frankie stood up and said, “Well, it’s a lot to think about,” and turned towards the door.

“Then get to thinking Frankie,” I replied, “And don’t say a word of this in front of the kid, got it?”

Franked nodded and opened the door to walk out. Jett checked the clock and then typed one more entry into the laptop in front of her, moments later paper came sliding out of the printer.

“Your invoice. We expect payment within ten days,” Jett said.

“How come you guys never pay me?”

“Because we don’t ever come to you for anything Frankie,” I said.

By the time our meeting was over it was time for Jett’s karate class. She grabbed her backpack and went to the bathroom to change clothes and came out in her karate outfit.

“Can I drive you to karate today Little Chica?” I asked.

“Sure. I do running and weights tomorrow, so I don’t have to ride my bike,” Jett replied, “Are we still going to the coffee shop tonight?”

I thought about it for a moment. There was no reason to follow the good reverend around tonight, as he already thinks that I have something on him. So, I can cancel that.

“Yes, we are,” I told Jett, “and can I watch you do karate practice with the moms again?”

“Okay, that’s fine,” she replied, a little embarrassed.

I put my arm around the girl’s shoulder and gave her a little hug from beside her as she walked out the door. “Don’t be so embarrassed Little Chica,” I said, “I love to sit and watch and be proud of you just like all the other moms. Next year you will have your driver’s license and you can drive yourself, so let me enjoy spending time with you before you grow up on me.”

Jett didn’t notice my Freudian slip.


The Number

Based on a True Story:
There was a boy at a university. He was shy, awkward, lonely. All his friends had girlfriends, but he just hadn’t met anyone. Semesters went by, and he had a few dates here and there, but he still longed to meet that one girl that would be his college sweetheart. That’s all he really wanted. Not one-night stands, or nights of drunken, crazy sex; but just that one girl who would change everything.

Then he met her. He had a long break between classes. He saw her sitting alone in the Café in the Student Center. She was pretty, in a “plain Jane” kind of way, which is what he liked the most. She wore a pair of jeans, a blue sweat shirt and black framed glasses. Her long brown hair framed her face as she looked down at the book she was reading. She was curvy, maybe a little more so than the other girls, but she was perfect to him. He got up his nerve, walked over, and introduced himself.
“Hi. . .my name is. . .uh. . Steve. . May I join you?” he asked.
“Hello. . uh Steve. . .” she said, “I would love that. My name is Amy.”
She smiled and invited him to sit down. They had coffee together. He was thrilled at the attention this beautiful girl was giving him. She was smart. She had a beautiful smile and she used it often. She blushed at times, which was cute. They both talked and talked and talked. They both felt like they had known each other forever. They both said that they wanted to get to know each other more.
They went for a walk together. They held hands. The talked about anything and everything. They giggled. They sat on a bench outside of Building C and cuddled. His heart pounded almost out of his chest as she got close. His breathing sped up and he probably turned red. She didn’t seem to mind his awkwardness. In fact, she seemed thrilled by it. Then they kissed. Neither of them knows who kissed who first, maybe it was a tie. It didn’t matter. It was one of the most passionate and beautiful and awkward kisses in the history of the University. To this day the old timers still talk of this kiss. The perfect kiss between two lovers that would kick off a lifetime of perfect kisses. So perfect and raw. So innocent and awkward. So deep. He felt like something changed in him after he kissed her. In that moment after their first kiss he felt like he was finally complete. In his mind, he kept fast forwarding to many years later, when they would talk about this kiss to their kids and grandkids; when they would talk about the magic of love at first sight and of the first time they met. How she would slap him on the leg, laugh, and tell the kids how shy and awkward he was and how she had seen him so many times and just wished he would get up the nerve to talk to her in the University Café; and of the excitement she had to contain when he finally did. He entertained every corny romantic notion that a boy at University entertains when he meets the girl of his dreams. But not during the kiss. During the kiss, he was in a state of perfect zen. He felt every motion, every sensation, every breath. He felt the give and take as their mouths groped for each other. He felt the the softness of her lips, wetness of her tongue, and the coffee on her breath. He could remember the smell of her skin and the feel of her face against his. All of this he felt, and he could recall it in detail every day for the rest of his life.
She was late for class and had to go.  He pulled out a piece of paper and a pen. He wrote his name and telephone number on one side of the paper and she wrote her name and telephone number on the other side. He tore the paper in half and, while they kissed one more time, he placed one half of the paper in her soft hand. As she kissed him again, she stuffed her half of the paper in her purse, smiled, walked away and ran back and kissed him once more, and then ran to class. He stared at her running to class as he stuffed his half of the paper in his pocket.
“Call me tonight!” she yelled as she excitedly ran away.

He saw his friends later that afternoon. He told them all about Amy. His friends, who were usually encouraging him to find a girl to sleep with and nothing more, were different. They all encouraged him to call her that night, and were glad he found someone and that this seemed like the real thing. They told him to go slow, not to rush her into anything and to focus on having a relationship. For all their usual foolhardy playboy tendencies, they knew their friend was different. He was the serious type who deserved to have that special girlfriend. They never thought that much of themselves but they did of him, and they were all happy for him.
That night, after he got home from class, he ran straight for his phone. He reached into his pocket and pulled out the paper. He unfolded it as he picked up the receiver and got ready to dial. His heart pounded at the excitement of calling her and planning their first date. A million thoughts flooded his mind at once. He almost put the phone down because he was so overwhelmed with emotion, but he persevered and put the phone to his ear, holding it with his shoulder, as he got ready to dial. He unfolded the paper and just stared at it for a what seemed like eternity. . .
Then he put the phone down, crushed with disappointment.
He never saw Amy again.

Many many years later, one failed marriage and too many martinis to count he found himself sitting at some bar somewhere contemplating his next move in life. Things kept going from bad to worse, then from worse to worse, and yet again he ended up alone. He had gone to visit his family recently and found an old box from college. Among all the old artifacts and pictures and awards was this small slip of paper, folded in half. He kept the paper. Now, sitting at that bar, wounded by what his life had become and struggling with yet another bout of depression, he pulled out the paper and stared at it again, just like he did when he was a boy at Univeristy. On the paper was written:

“Steve 867-5309”

The End